ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

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Umbrellas Street, Portugal.


Umbrellas Street, Portugal.

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posted 17 April 2014 (via hiddlecookie) • 31,866 notes

i was walking back from the ike and this guy is talking REALLY loud with his friends as they’re leaving the gym and the first thing i heard him say was “we had sex like, seven times” and i really wanted to follow them to hear what he was talking about

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posted 17 April 2014 (via elmntry) • 7,532 notes

some kid just FREAKED ME THE FUCK OUT cuz he told me i wasn’t allowed to apply for a business minor after my sophmore year which would mean that there goes all my plans but then i panick-y emailed the business minor department and they were like lol no it’s totally fine